Showing posts with label bad marketing. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad marketing. Show all posts

Friday, November 20, 2009

How not to build a real estate website

There's a house that's up for sale near me and I wanted to find out when they're holding an open house.

First I went to find the house on Trulia, and struck out.

So I found it on RMLS, then went to the Realtor's website for more details.

The realtor's site immediately asked me to register, without even offering up the same basic information I can get from RMLS.

There is enough competition and information out there that the LAST thing you want to do is make it harder for me, a potential buyer, to find information on your listings. I'll pass on this one.

Bad idea.

"For sellers we market Retail and Short Sale property in a fashion that does one thing....bring more attention to the home. Our online web representation and constant syndication of each listing combined with our unique web 2.0 style marketing is what gets homes sold."

Huh. Not found on Trulia, no photo when I finally did find it. And making me register? Web 2.0? Nope.

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Thursday, January 15, 2009

Brilliant Marketing Du Jour


Boy, this photos leaves me speechless. As it must for the Realtor, who didn't enter any information about the house at all beyond the address. RMLS #9004068.


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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

"Party inside the spacious living room..."


From the "truth is stranger than fiction file" comes this reader sighting (RMLS #8058002). The actual listing text is below:

Party inside the spacious living room or on the covered patio; great place to invite friends over for good times. Two cozy fireplaces w/ gas inserts. Large brick barbecue in fenced back yard. Lots of new double paned windows w/ vinyl frames, new oak laminate flooring in living room. new roof on garage. lots of extras.
There are 6 photos posted, and the last one is this:


Damn, those are some serious party animals. I'd LOVE to party with them. Knowing how much fun can be had in this house will DEFINITELY help it sell.

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Saturday, October 11, 2008

10% off Any House Nationwide! - Except Portland

This truly smacks of desperation. As featured in the Portland Business Journal, "NW markets just say no" Caldwell Banker is trying to run a national promotion for 10% off any house listed with them. However the PNW STILL thinks that we are immune, and not in as bad a shape as the rest of the country, even as prices have dropped over 7% and continue to fall.

"The Portland and Seattle affiliates of Coldwell Banker Corp. are refusing to participate in a nationwide sales promotion designed to push the housing market past the “tipping point” to recovery.

Starting today, Parsippany, N.J.-based Coldwell Banker is pushing a 10-day sales event, boasting 10 percent discounts on the price for homes listed for sale with Coldwell Banker affiliates. The campaign is being promoted nationwide, leading to confusion in markets where franchisees are refusing to participate.

In the Northwest, Coldwell Banker affiliates in both Portland and Seattle say the “sale” undercuts the role of professional agents and aren’t participating. Not only must agents take a cut in commission, but sellers receive 10 percent less than their asking price.

Gail Fisher, president of Coldwell Banker Barbara Sue Seal Properties, which has about 440 agents in the Portland area, said the national sales event is inappropriate.

“We feel that every situation for pricing for a property is very individual,” she said. “I feel it sells short the services we have to offer for our clients.”

An across-the-board 10 percent price cut isn’t right for every property and ignores the professional skills agents bring to the table when they list homes and work with sellers to set realistic prices."

There are so many things wrong with the story I don't know where to start. But I'll try.

"Starting today, Parsippany, N.J.-based Coldwell Banker is pushing a 10-day sales event, boasting 10 percent discounts on the price for homes listed for sale with Coldwell Banker affiliates. The campaign is being promoted nationwide, leading to confusion in markets where franchisees are refusing to participate."
First off, from a marketing perspective, if it's being promoted as a national promotion, it truly has to be a national promotion. Consumers aren't stupid, they can see through false claims. And you'll need a lot more than 10 days to blow out the 9+ months of inventory we're currently sitting on.
"In the Northwest, Coldwell Banker affiliates in both Portland and Seattle say the “sale” undercuts the role of professional agents and aren’t participating. Not only must agents take a cut in commission, but sellers receive 10 percent less than their asking price."
Here are the two big issues. Sellers still haven't accepted the new pricing rules, and are chasing the market down. Realtors can't do the math that says that any sale at any price is better than none, or Anything > Zero.

“We feel that every situation for pricing for a property is very individual,” she said. “I feel it sells short the services we have to offer for our clients.”

An across-the-board 10 percent price cut isn’t right for every property and ignores the professional skills agents bring to the table when they list homes and work with sellers to set realistic prices."

So Gail, just how successful have you been when it comes to setting realistic prices? If prices were set properly we wouldn't be sitting on 9 months of inventory right?

"However, Fisher said the Northwest housing market has not stalled to the same degree as the more bubble-prone regions of the country, namely Florida and California. A sale might work in a market where prices have collapsed."

Sigh, still repeating the "we didn't have a bubble mantra" Gail? For anybody that still thinks we didn't experience a bubble, here once again is proof that we did. And while the PNW is late to the party, we're definitely at the party now.

"In Metro Portland, the median price of homes sold in August was $280,000, down about 7.3 percent from this time a year ago, according to the Regional Multiple Listing Service. Any drop in price results in a corresponding drop in the commission paid to the agents who broker the eventual sale."

This comment hides the real issue. While prices are only down 7%, sales are down over 30%, so total commissions are down over 35%. Look at what's happening to the auto industry with 30% drop in sales and you'll understand why real estate agents are freaking out. Many are making no money, and the rest are making much less. Only a few creative real estate agents who saw the impending meltdown and have changed their strategy are making any more money.

"In a video explaining the sales event, Jim Gillespie, president and chief executive officer of Coldwell Banker Co., said the event will help bring about a recovery in the housing market and help buyers take advantage of a new $7,500 tax credit available for first-time home buyers. The event will help move the market over the “tipping point” to recovery, he said."

Again, just so everyone knows, that $7500 tax "credit" is actually an interest free loan that you much pay back over 10 years. We I can't lie with my marketing but the government can is still beyond me.

"A survey of Coldwell Banker agents in the United States found that 56 percent think prices in their market are too high and that 77 percent believe their sellers have unrealistic expectations about the value of their homes.

Nearly 80 percent said when homes are priced appropriately, they attract buyers and sell faster."

Homes will not only need to be priced right, but buyers will actually need to have a real income and a real deposit. And banks will need to have access to credit to be able to offer loans. We have a long way to go before all that happens.

Thanks to Portland Gentrification for the link.

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Damn That's a Nice Door


This condo (RMLS# 8075567) is being listed with only one photo... of the front door.

It's a nice door, not too flashy. The numbers are a bit big for my taste, and I'm not big into black doors. But it's ok.

Seriously, can't you lead with a better photo? You only get one chance at a first impression, and this one ain't great.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

It's Lovely! I'll Take It!

Someone had the brilliant idea to compile bad realtor photos into a single blog, much like some of the individual posts that have popped up here.

The site is called "It's Lovely! I'll Take It!" and is worth a look.


As always, keep sending local versions to me and I'll post them here, such as these posted in the comments of a previous entry.
Seriously, if this is the best your Realtor can do, either hire a professional photographer, or fire them and hire a new Realtor. There are lots of good ones out there looking for work, there's no excuse for putting up with this.

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Bad Marketing of the Week


I've seen some great marketing, some average marketing, and some downright poor marketing in our house search. But this one takes the cake.

RMLS# 8052139

No Photo.

The description in it's entirety: "Spacious duplex"

Makes me want to run right out and see it!

Courtesy of "New Start Real Estate LLC" which doesn't even show up on Google. Anybody know anything about them? Discount brokers? FSBO? Masters of brevity?

- edit -

Looks like Ellie added a photo, taken from inside her car! Come on, show a little effort!